Sound Bytes - Week of July 2

"Couldn't have happened to a better person. If only it would have happened before he messed up 6000 peoples' lives."

-On the Death of Ken Lay. Former CEO of Enron

"Son of a bitch!"

-On finding out that Ken Lay died in the lap of luxury in Aspen

"I didn't care in 1996. Why should I all of a sudden care now?"

-On the death of Patsy Ramsey

"Any bets on the 'Infamous Person' death trifecta?"

-After realizing famous people always die in threes

"CNN Studio Tour sounds good right about now."

-To a fellow stranger in the rain at Centennial Park, which is overlooked by CNN

"There're a lot of sexual terms that we use here [at work]. Packages, Batch, Unit, Blue Balls, Cume (spelled 'Cum'), massaging the data, load, touchpoints. Human Resources would have a field day."

-Thursday, when I didn't have all that much to do.

"At last! The weekend is here... Now what?"

-Upon arriving home from work on Friday.